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i just wanna smoke weed

I just wanna smoke weed

Advisory – the following lyrics contain explicit language:

These bitches want my money, I won’t give it
These bitches fronting, they just want your money
Yeah, I see you bitches on the come up (I see ya)
I see these bitches on the come up (I see ya)
See these bitches on the come up
Always into something crazy
Uh uh, don’t care who you fucking lately

Damn baby, when I walked in the room I know you noticed it
Damn baby, I know you smell this loud when I start rolling it
Blowing it, all I wanna get money and smoke marijuana
All I wanna, smoke some weed and get some commas

I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
Baby, I just wanna get cheese and smoke green with my guys
I’m on a green diet, I don’t want no french fries

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I just wanna get by, I just wanna get high
I just wanna get a cake, I just wanna get pie
I just wanna live my life, I just wanna rock my ice
I just wanna fucking shine, I be glowing all the time
Smoking ganja, counting commas
Fucking thotties, I probably fucked yo momma
Rolling with my gunners, my gunners, they’ll gun ya
If your dumbass try running, then them bullets run for ya
Cause I be minding my business, I love money and THC
Who the fuck just hopped out with that rock on, that’s Keef Jay-Z
Me baby, all I know is eat baby, all I know is eat baby
All I know is top baby, all I know is freak baby
Now what you wanna? What you tryna do baby?
Say you coming through, who with you?
Okay cool baby, it’s cool baby
It’s me and my jewels and the crew baby, and the goo baby
You was talking nonsense I was through baby
I hop in, in my car, vroom, vroom baby
You crazy

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Damn baby, when I walked in the room I know you noticed it
Damn baby, I know you smell this loud when I start rolling it
Blowing it, all I wanna get money and smoke marijuana
All I want to, smoke some weed and get some commas

I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
Baby, I just wanna get cheese and smoke green with my guys
I’m on a green diet, I don’t want no french fries

It’s just me, myself and money (all this money)
Don’t need nothing else
I don’t need nobody (need nobody)
Don’t even trust myself
Swear I need some fucking help
Doing drugs to numb myself
Rolling blunts and popping pills
That Molotov, that bomb for real
I’m nodding off, unconscious
Wake up nauseous, god damn alcoholic
Pulling ten grand out my wallet
Know they ’bout to judge me
I been sitting at the crib, I’m sick of counting money
Bored of being rich as fuck, tried every single drug
It’s not exciting anymore once that first million come
I got my business up, now I just don’t give a fuck

I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna

I just wanna
(Get faded every day of my life
Getting laid every night, like)
I just wanna
(Sip liquor, I’m a sinner
Take a picture, remember tonight)
I just wanna (another car)
I just wanna (a couple bars)
(I just wanna get faded, with some of the greatest
I don’t care who the fuck you are
I still ride around with
Every single motherfucking homie I been down with
They keep me grounded, smoking on the loudest
Neighbors telling us to turn it down
Shut your mouth bitch
Shut your, shut your mouth bitch
I just bought two houses
Just spent two years of your salary on this outfit
Ain’t no way around it
On the phone with my accountant
It feels good to be this wealthy and well rounded
We got you surrounded)

Ganja, counting commas
Fucking thotties, I probably fucked your momma
Rolling with my gunners, my gunners, they’ll gun ya
If your dumbass try running, then them bullets run for ya
Cause I. I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna

Lyrics to ‘I Just Wanna’ by Chief Keef. These bitches want my money, I won’t give it These bitches fronting, they just want your money Yeah, I see you bitches on the come up (I see ya) I see these bitches on the come up (I see ya) See these bitches on the come up

How to Smoke Weed: A Beginner’s Guide

It’s never too late to learn the basics.

The decidedly uphill battle to legalize marijuana, medical or otherwise, is likely to be with us for decades to come. Legislating morality in our country has always been fraught. As we have seen, even if marijuana is legal in some states, that doesn’t mean the federal government won’t get involved, as I discovered woefully a few years back when the owners of my own dear collective in Malibu, California, were forced to pack up and flee after receiving a threatening letter from Obama’s U.S. Attorney General’s office. And under Trump and Jeff Sessions, the feds are no friend of the pro-pot crowd.

Meanwhile, glassy eyes around the nation are turned toward the nine states (plus D.C.) where pot is now legal for a sign as to where this is all going.

Given the choice between a drunk (and impaired) asshole and a pleasant stoner. Well, put it this way: If my college-bound kid was to ask my advice on the subject, I’d tell him I prefer he smoked weed in lieu of drinking. Watch one episode of Real World. That’s what our kids are emulating, people. (Of course, I’d also tell him to watch his butt—people still get busted for simple marijuana possession every day in America.)

There’s not a lot to know to get you started, and I am not here advocating the use of illegal substances. But if you happen to be interested, here’s what to know about marijuana.

1. Indica vs. Sativa

Learn the difference. Indica makes you sleepy; it’s more of a body high, good for pain, anxiety, and difficulty sleeping—you’ll likely nod out a couple hours after smoking. Sativa is a more upbeat, artistic, and cerebral high. It sparks the imagination and energizes you directly after smoking, and will keep you awake if you smoke too close to bedtime. Most stoners remember the difference in a somewhat anti-intuitive way. Sativa starts with an S = NOT sleepy.

2. Just Say No to Blunts

The hip-hop generation has popularized the use of tobacco leaf rolling papers or hollowed-out/re-rolled Swisher Sweets as the delivery device of choice for weed. Not only can this lead to an addiction to nicotine, it also kills the taste of the myriad delicious strains now on the market. Nobody would ever mix a shot of red wine in a glass with ice and Coke, would they?

3. Know Your Equipment

Some people swear by vaporizers, which eliminate the intense skunky smell (good for dorm rooms and public spots) and the inhalation of smoke (possibly but not medically proven to adversely affect the lungs). However, the vape high is considerably less intense and shorter lasting. While a bong can be unruly and downright disgusting, a small water pipe can fulfill the same purpose, filtering the more noxious elements of combustion. For cleaning, isopropyl alcohol cuts resin nicely. Remember the container full of combs soaking in blue liquid on the barber’s counter? I do the same with my glass pipes.

4. Giggling Gets Old

The first time you smoke, feel free to giggle your ass off, munch down on Double Stuf Oreos and barbecue potato chips, and marvel at the newfound intensity of movies, music, sex, et al. The primary effect of weed is to enhance the sensory enjoyment of everything around you. But please, if you continue to smoke, learn some dignity. Conquer the munchies and the giggles. Concentrate instead on these newly opened doors of perception.

5. Expectations

If pot makes you feel paranoid, it’s because it affords the user a slightly different view of him or herself. When you’re high, your words echo discreetly in your own coconut, and your point of view is slightly off center from normal, affording you a kind of fleeting glimpse of yourself and your actions that you might not ordinarily have. Weed invites self-observation, which is not for everyone. Even though it should be.

There's not a lot to know to get you started, and I am not here advocating the use of illegal substances. But if you happen to be interested, here's everything you need to know about smoking marijuana.