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Koffee Cake (Strain Review)

This flower was purchased at Next Level Wellness in Eugene, OR in mid September 2019.

What we know: There are handful of links mentioning this strain, and one good review which highlights “deep relaxation with calming physical stimulation”.

First Dose: Small dose (.05g in a glass pipe – one solid hit from a bowl)
At the 3 minute mark, a wicked head buzz kicks in almost immediately, with relaxation in the front of the face and brow. The eyes defocus heavily. This relaxation spreads through the whole body within a couple minutes. If I was sitting in a couch I would melt into it. There is still some activation behind the eyes. That was a very fast transition from normal to WHOA. Oh man what have I done this time…

At 7 minutes I’m getting some crazy body sensations, wow, almost like I’m floating out of my body. I can hear some ringing in my ears and I’m getting strange pressure fluctuations in my head. Wow, this is pretty insane. And surprisingly enjoyable.

At 15 minutes, I can feel my entire body reverberating from within. I’m getting that everything-is-in-slow-motion feeling and it’s easy to space out. I close my eyes and see psychedelic patterns dancing behind my eyelids. Haha. I put on some music and it sounds lush and entrancing. This is a state where all senses are very heightened. I suddenly feel like dancing to the music and it feels wonderful.

This feels very similar to a low-grade psilocybin mushroom trip. It’s fun, but just be ready for it. Beginners stay far away from this strain. I spend some time watching TV and stretching, and it is pleasant. An hour later I’m still feeling quite trippy but the body buzz has subsided. The brain is still buzzing.

Almost 2 hours later I’m still reverberating from the experience. I feel happy and expansive and ready to fall asleep, and the bed is extra comfy. I’m curious if a microdose could provide a nice relaxation without the wild ride.

Koffee Cake provides a heavy dose of psychedelic relaxation that is reminiscent of psilocybin mushrooms.

Strain Details [ Koffee Cake ]

Koffee Cake

flowering period: na

Koffee Cake is an indica -dominant hybrid bred by the masters at Pacific NW Roots. This strain is a small plant that can grow indoors as well as outdoors. It has a short flowering time. Koffee Cake strain is recommended for evening and nighttime use.

Koffee Cake

Koffee Cake is an indica -dominant hybrid bred by the masters at Pacific NW Roots. This strain is a small plant that can grow indoors as well as outdoors. It has a short flowering time. Koffee Cake strain is recommended for evening and nighttime use.

Strain Details [ Koffee Cake ] Koffee Cake flowering period: na Koffee Cake is an indica -dominant hybrid bred by the masters at Pacific NW Roots. This strain is a small plant that can grow