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[showing Creed the picture of a pile of marijuana]

Creed : That is Northern Lights, Cannabis indica.

Dwight Schrute : [disappointed] No. It’s marijuana.

Michael Scott : [deleted scene] Drugs are everywhere in our society. They are omniscient. If you look at the amount of pot that was smoked in the United States last year, that would reach the moon.

Michael Scott : Exactly. I know. It’s amazing.

Oscar : No, how could it reach the moon? Like, would you make it into a rope, or.

Creed : I have some hemp ropes at my house, they’re really strong.

Michael Scott : Shut. Shut it. No. Just. Just focus on the facts. Cocaine. They use cocaine.

"Офис" Drug Testing (TV Episode 2006) Creed Bratton as Creed Bratton

northern lights cannabis indica the office

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Creed: That is Northern Lights cannabis indica.
Dwight: No. it’s marijuana.
Dwight: Do you know what this is?
Phyllis: Yes, it’s marijuana.
Dwight: How do you know that?
Phyllis: It’s labeled.
Jim: I’m just saying. that you can’t be sure that it wasn’t you.
Dwight: That’s ridiculous – of course it wasn’t me!
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.
Dwight: I would remember!
Jim: Well how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That’s not how it works!
Jim: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off – I’m interviewing you!
Jim: No! You said I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here – now exactly how much pot did you smoke?!
Jim: So, yesterday, Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot – which is unfortunate because, as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
Ryan: I don’t think Michael’s ever done drugs. I don’t know if anyone’s ever offered him any.
Dwight: Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmother’s funeral. What does that mean to a United States law enforcement officer? He’s a potential drug mule.
Dwight I didn’t become a Lackawanna volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends. and by the way I haven’t.
Jim: You look cute today, Dwight.
Dwight: Thanks, girl.
Jim: So, yesterday, Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot – which is unfortunate because, as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs. Dwight I didn’t become a Lackawanna volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends… and by the way I haven’t.

Do you like this video? Creed: That is Northern Lights cannabis indica. Dwight: No. it's marijuana. Dwight: Do you know what this is? Phyllis: Yes, it's